Roger Bart, Mario Cantone, Illeana Douglas, Rachel Dratch, Laraine Newman, Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel, and Alan Zweibel will perform in the May 16 edition of Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words at the Triad Theater at 7:30pm.

The show, co-created by Pack and Reyfel, features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble "chamber" pieces culled from the autobiographies of celebrities.

Some of the "authors" that are featured include Ivana Trump, Vanna White, Mr. T, Star Jones, Kenny Loggins, Tommy Lee, Sylvester Stallone, the Jonas Brothers, Zsa Zsa Gabor, David Cassidy, Neil Sedaka, Britney Spears, Madonna, Tiger Woods, Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin, Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson.

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