SUV: The Musical

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http://www.suvthemusical.com

The first-ever anti-SUV theatrical production, SUV: The Musical, is a timeless love story -- an old-fashioned, three-hankie, "boy meets girl, boy designs really big car for girl, girl leaves boy for environmental activist, boy is sentenced to death for crimes against humanity" story. The plot follows hero environmentalist Max Blank as he takes on the entrenched interests, a double-dealing Saudi sheik, and two randy crash test dummies to foil Behemoth Motor's plot to destroy America -- and falls in love with evil SUV designer Dick Johnson's wife! But does Max end up with Sarah? Does the new Behemoth Destroyer revive America's flagging auto industry? Does Saudi ambassador Bindar al-Subhai al-Mohammad al-Quarzi succeed in driving up oil prices to $5-per-gallon? And, most important, do the Crash Test Dummies find true love? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scrawl graffiti all over the next SUV you see!