This actually happened during the 2014 Tony Awards and we have gifs to prove it.
What would this year on Broadway have been without a badass Bronie to call our own?
It's shocking that someone would steal a wig, and more shocking that Hedwig hasn't tracked the culprit down.
It's Only a Play goes hardcore meta in TheaterMania's look back at the strangest stories of the year.
TheaterMania examines some Awards season drama in our look back at the most shocking stories of 2014.
The volatile actor tries to make his Broadway dreams come true in the worst way possible.
TheaterMania remembers the most infamous lip-slip of the year (and its painfully protracted fallout).