Especially if you're a dancing camel.
How did Smee sneak so much Muscle Milk onto the Jolly Roger?
It's been a busy autumn as the West End welcomes new shows and looks ahead to a fun-filled festive period.
Come on, Norbert…do us a solid.
You might want to reserve judgments before shooing Ariana Grande and Vanessa Hudgens back to Hollywood with Birdman.
You never know who could be sitting down the row.
Feel like your fortune cookies are in need of an upgrade? This Twitter-happy Pulitzer Prize winner is the man for the job.
The Autumn season shows no signs of cooling down, with a plethora of new openings on the horizon.
Even though all eyes are currently on Scotland, there's plenty holding our attention in the Big Smoke.
Hey, no one ever said theater people were good with numbers.