Teri Noel is performing her cabaret, Downsized... at Don't Tell Mama. Remember a time before nuclear standoffs, global terrorism, greedy energy companies, and oppressive mortgage payments? Remember when your greatest cares focused upon the right clothes, the right friends, and the tireless search for the right music? In this nonstop, stressed-out, get-it-done-yesterday world, Teri Noel has decided to downsize--to shed all the worries of the present and take a journey back to a happier, easier time; to days spent sitting in your room, lying on your bed, listening to those big round things called records. Remember Jim Croce and his plaintive "New York's Not My Home," or Neil Sedaka's unforgettable "Laughter In The Rain"? How about Phil Spector's magnificent "You've Lost That Loving Feeling," and Don McLean's classic, "American Pie"?