In Couch Surfer, the eponymous Michael Hogwood is on a 52 minute TV viewing mission in which he must overcome both sexes in the raw as well as his Mexican drug-dealer cum actor friend with political aspirations before being allowed to go home. Hogwood is forlorn and confused as funky smells turn him on more than the naked people he has to deal with. Will he be reunited with his paramour Shelly? Does she even exist or is she just a fig newton of his imagination? There is only one way to find out.