We're halfway to Christmas, so you know you're getting psyched for those most beloved of Yuletide traditions: the martini and the embarrassing friend. In that spirit, go grab a sandwich and your mixer and get ready for a delicious wallow into bitterness...before all that peace and good cheer shows up on your doorstep.



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