If you were Roger Rees, you'd have a Tony Award for starring as Nicholas Nickleby for a million hours on Broadway, the creativity to codirect Peter and the Starcatcher, and the foppishness to play Lord John Marbury on The West Wing.

But you're not Roger Rees. Only Roger Rees is Roger Rees. And you know who's really jealous of that? The cast of Broadway's The Winslow Boy, the play in which Rees currently stars at the American Airlines Theatre. They spend so much time thinking about how they're not Roger Rees that they made this video, the chorus of which is "I want to be Roger Rees." Because who doesn't?

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