Daniel Breaker and Cheyenne Jackson in <i>The Performers</i>.
Daniel Breaker and Cheyenne Jackson in The Performers.
© Carol Rosegg
The play closed suddenly, but the playful "porn star" names provided on opening night of The Performers will stay with us forever.

The filthy-mouthed (seriously…bow down, David Mamet) farce and its all-star cast celebrated their opening night on November 14, leaving us on the red carpet doing Q&A's about T&A. We asked a baker's dozen of celebrity guests and cast members what their porn names--your childhood pet's name + the street you grew up on--would be, and while some didn't follow the rules (we're looking at you, Henry Winkler) the responses were all awesome.

Here's a handy list of Who's Who when Broadway's best get smutty.

Socks 12 - Daniel Breaker (Lee) "But Breaker's much better than '12.'"

Lucinda McCreary - Alicia Silverstone (Sara)

Conan Meadows - Cheyenne Jackson (Mandrew)

YaYa Highledge - Ari Graynor (Peeps)

Patches Carpenter - Jenni Barber (Sundown LeMay)

Stiff Wood - Henry Winkler (Chuck Wood)

Morgan Kings - Evan Cabnet (Director, The Performers)

Mark Fury - Mark Feuerstein (TV's Royal Pains)

Pixie Stiletto - Krysta Rodriguez (The Addams Family)

Cinnamon Carlin - Jon Bernthal (TV's The Walking Dead)

Viagra - Eric Bogosian (Time Stands Still, which he did with his "girlfriend" Alicia Silverstone)

Bingo Beaton - Warren Adams (Choreographer, Motown: The Musical)

Chocolate Fudge Stamford and Lee Paradise - Jaymes Vaughan and James Davis (Chippendales dancers on TV's The Amazing Race)