Tired of the same old Christmas Carol? Save yourself from another year of nutcrackers by taking an exclusive trip to David Sedaris's Santaland! Follow "Crumpet," a 33-year-old starving artist turned Macy's Santaland elf as he struggles to maintain his sanity amidst the absurdity of the Christmas season at the world's biggest department store. From eccentric Santas to maniacal moms, hilarity abounds in this irreverent tale of America's fascination with all things Claus. The Santaland Diaries is the perfect spike in your holiday punch!