What do you do when the bad dreams you keep having walk through the front door and ask you what happened to Mummy and Daddy? Studded with dark jokes and images of shocking beauty, The Pitchfork Disney is a haunting story of twins in arrested development apparently brought on by the mysterious disappearance of their parents. In the years following, they have survived on chocolate, barbiturates, and fanciful tales of the apocalyptic wasteland that exists outside their London flat. But their self-induced solitary confinement is about to change when a sinister nightclub entertainer and his lumbering, masked cohort come calling.