The Golden Watch Chain is political satire meets classic door slam farce. On the eve of becoming the first ever female recipient of the coveted Golden Watch Chain Award, self-help author Paige Turner must deal with a blackmailer who knows she once posed as one of the infamous "Kittens of the Month" for Puss 'n Boots Magazine. But trying to leave your past behind can be difficult when you also have to deal with dissatisfied employees, a bitter twin, and the secret machinations of award politics.