In the Knightsbridge theatre's production of Jeff Goode's The Eight Reindeer Monologues, the reindeer elite - "The Eight" - each get a chance to tell their side of what is the most sordid event in North Pole history. Is Vixen telling the truth about Santa? Will her accusations end Christmas as we know it? Will Dasher be able to pull the sleigh all by his macho self if the other reindeer strike? And why is Rudolph in a padded cell singing obscene Christmas carols and muttering about mistletoe?