Jesus Hates Me is an irreverent, thought-provoking dark comedy by veteran television writer Wayne Lemon (Grace Under Fire, The Torkelsons). Ethan, a 20-year-old high school football star with a bum knee and no bank account, is stuck fast in dead-end rural Texas. Living with his clinging mother in a trailer on the 7th hole of a Bible-themed miniature golf course, he seeks any means of escape, from Jack Daniels to a bus ticket out of town. When Ethan is offered an opportunity to work at a gay ski resort in Colorado, suddenly he finds everyone and everything seeming to conspire against him and his desperate need to find identity, sanity, faith and freedom. Insightful, biting, unpredictable and hilarious.