Holy Mother of Mincemeat!
Ryan Landry and the Gold Dust Orphans are BACK with their modern holiday classic...
Silent Night of the Lambs
And this year we promise even more mirth, more merriment, more MURRRRDER!!!

Join the Orphans as they usher in the season with a tinsel laden tale of terror sure to scare the nuts right off your cracker!

Reprising his Elliot Norton Award winning role as BEST ACTOR, Larry Coen stars as public enemy number one, a.k.a. Santa Claus!

Orphan vixen Penny Champayne returns as Clarice Starling, the leggy young doe in search of a caroling killer!

Directed by James P. Byrne, Silent Night of the Lambs will also feature many Orphan favorites including Olive Another, Mego Bucks, Cheri Amour, Gene Dante, Afrodite and the old warhorse herself, Miss Landry!

As you know, an Orphans holiday show is never just another tired Christmas Carol! It's an edgy trip up the chimney where the audience rules and anything goes!

So, join the Orphans, won't you, as they once again prove that the very BEST place to be for offbeat fun during the holidays is the Ramrod Center for the Performing Arts, with your friends The Gold Dust Orphans!