Winner! Outstanding Off-Broadway Musical - Outer Critics Circle Award

Suburban housewife Judy Denmark is dull as dull can be, but her daughter, Tina, is the greatest song-and-dance sensation to ever hit the third grade. She's cute. She dances. She sings. And she would KILL to get the lead role in her school play. This hysterical and campy musical traces the story of eight-year old child actress Tina Denmark, her split-personality mother Judy, and her stylish but strangely familiar talent agent, Sylvia St. Croix, who has all the charm of Joan Crawford in a daycare center.

There's also more in store with a school teacher "no longer afraid to get on with my life and off medication," a theater critic who channels Ethel Merman, and the personal assistant who makes us want to fasten our seatbelts in anticipation of a bumpy night. It's a hair-pulling good time, and you will HOWL over this killer musical comedy!

Come join Metro Stage Company for a raucous night of murder, campy fun, and the stage mother of all musicals!