The Most Mediocre Story Never Told sets out to answer the questions, "Where are these stories? Where do they exist? And who am I without them?" In this deconstruction of the traditional one person show, our main character attempts to dismantle his own story in order to touch the present moment more deeply or maybe for the first time ever. Forever self conscious, the protagonist meditates, one eye open, on this new found philosophy. His journey to move beyond his past finds him in Philadelphia 'on a cross in a diaper', in Lexington, Kentucky for the 1985 Men's NCAA final four, in a bar at the Jersey Shore, locking horns with a Stones loving Philadelphia foul mouth, and ultimately on a collision course with the Now.