Lucy is a four-year old girl with a very active imagination. Unfortunately, her imaginary friend Mr. Marmalade doesn't have much time for her. Not to mention he beats up his personal assistant, and has a cocaine addiction and a penchant for pornography and very long dildos. If that wasn't enough, her mother neglects her, her babysitter couldn't care less, and Larry, her only real friend, is the youngest suicide attempt in the history of New Jersey. What's a little girl to do?